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टाढिएका साथीहरु भेट्न पाए हुन्थ्यो ।
टुक्रिएका शब्दहरु जोडन पाए हुन्थ्यो ।।
हजुर नहुदा दिन् र रात् लाग्छ एकै जस्तो छ ।
भन्न नपाएका शब्दहरु मुटु भरि भरि छ ।।
यहि शब्दहरु हजुर् सँग भन्न पाए हुन्थ्यो ।
मुटुमा लागेका घाउहरु भर्न पाए हुन्थ्यो ।।
अतितका सुनौला दिन लाग्छ अझै आलै छ ।
हजुरको यादमा जल्दा जल्दै ।।
खरानी हुन मात्र बाँकी छ ।।।
खरानीहुनु भन्दा अघि भेट्न पाए हुन्थ्यो ।
मुटुमा लागेका घाउहरु भर्न् पाए हुन्थ्यो ।।
टाढिएका साथीहरु भेटन पाए हुन्थ्यो ।।।

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नयाँ नेपालको लागि जिम्वेवार सरकार गठन प्रकृया सुरु

‘हामीले फस्ट डिभिजन ल्याइसक्यौं, अब डिस्टिङसन ल्याउन मात्र बाँकी छ’ - माओवादी अध्यक्ष प्रचण्ड !   दसवर्षो जनयुद्घपछि हतियार बिसाएर शान्तिपूर्ण राजनीतिमा आएको माओवादीको पक्षमा जनलहर यति बढ्यो कि जनमतले नेपाली जनता परिवर्तन चाहन्छन् भन्ने देखाएको छ । अहिले आएर माओवादीबाट सरकारको नेतृत्व कसले गर्ला भन्ने विषय प्रमुखतासाथ आउने गरेको छ । शान्ति प्रक्रियापछि पार्टीई सफलताको यो शिखरमा ल्याउन पार्टी वरिष्ठ नेता डा. बाबुराम भट्टर्राईको भूमिका पनि महत्त्वपूर्ण रहेको छ । माओवादीले धेरै सिट हासिल गरे पनि अन्तरिम संविधानले गरेको व्यवस्थानुसार अब पनि सहमतिको सरकार गठन हुनुपर्छ ! अपेक्षा गरेभन्दा थोरै सिट हासिल गरेपछि मुमरिएको एमालेले सातदलीय सहमतिलाई धरापमा पार्ने गरी सरकारबाट आफ्ना मन्त्रीहरूलाई फिर्ता बोलाएको छ । कांग्रेसले अहिलेसम्म आगामी सरकारमा सामेल नहुने भनेर आधिकारिक निर्णय गरेको छैन, जुन माओवादीका लागि सुखद पक्ष हो । अन्तर्राष्ट्रिय सम्बन्धलाई सरकारको सफलता वा असफलताको कडीको रूपमा लिइन्छ ! केही युरोपेली र स्क्यान्डेभियन मुलुकहरू शान्ति प्रक्रियामा आएदेखि नै माओवादीको र्समर्थनमा उत्रिएका देखिन्छन् । अझै पनि अमेरिकाले भने माओवादीलाई आतंककारीको सूचीबाट हटाएको छैन ।

 राजनीतिमा दशकौं बिताएका नेकपा एमालेका स्थायी कमिटी सदस्य केपी शर्मा ओली संविधानसभाको निर्वाचनमा नेकपा माओवादीका युवा उम्मेदवारसँग पराजित भएका छन् । कतिपय राजनीतिक विश्लेषकहरुले ओलीको आलोचनात्मक अभिव्यक्तिका कारण एमाले पराजित भएको जनाएका छन् । ओली विशेष गरी माओवादीप्रति आलोचनात्मक रूपमा प्रस्तुत हुँदै आएका थिए । माओवादीका लागि केपी शर्मा ओलीलाई हराउनु सबैभन्दा ठूलो राजनीतिक लडाइँ भएको थियो ।

अब व्यवहारबाट आफू बदलिएको उदाहरण प्रस्तुत गरेर माओादीले आफ्नो नेतृत्वमा कांग्रेस, एमाले लगायत अन्य दलहरूलाई सामेल गर्न सक्नुपर्छ

चुनावी चमत्कर यस्तो छ: माओवादी बहुमततर्फ :update 3:15am

मत गणनाको पछिल्लो विवरण अनुसार नेकपा (माओवादी)ले नाटकिय रुपमा अन्य पार्टीलाई धेरै सिटको अन्तरमा पछाडी पारेको छ। अहिले सम्म कूल  218 स्थानको मत गणना भएको छ। खबरका अनुसार त्यसमा नेकपा (माओवादी) ले 119 स्थानमा जितेको छ। दोस्रो स्थानमा काङ्ग्रेस  छ। उसले 33 सिट जितेको छ।
तेस्रो स्थानमा बल्ल नेकपा एमाले छ। उसले 30 सिट भन्दा बढि कटाउन सकेको छैन। देशको सबै भन्दा ठूलो पार्टी भन्दै आएको कांग्रेसको हालत त यस्तो लज्जास्पद पो रहेछ। बरु मधेशी जन अधिकार फोरमले राम्रो नतिजा ल्याएको छ। उसले अहिले सम्म 23 सिट जमाउन सफल भएको छ।  नेपाल मजदूर किसान पार्टीको त भक्तपुरका दुइ सिट भन्दा दायाँबायाँ हुने कुरै भएन। उ त्यहि बचाउन सकेकोमा दंग होला। कांग्रेस छोडेर गएपछि साँच्चिकै संसारै उल्ट्याउँला झै गरेको महन्त ठाकूरको तराई मधेश लोकतान्त्रिक पार्टीको हालत पनि हरिबिजोग छ। अहिले सम्म उसले 4 सिट भन्दा बढि फुत्काउन सकेको छैन। बरु जन मोर्चा नेपाल र स्वतन्त्र 1जनाले जित्न सफल भएका छन।

फ्रान्सबासि नेपालिबिच भलिवल प्रतियोगिता

आज १३ अप्रिल मा फ्रान्सका नेपाली बासिहरुले भलिवल प्रतियोगिता को कार्यक्रम सम्पन्न भएको छ
छन, एन आर एन ले पहिलो पटक आयोजना गरेको यस कार्यक्रम मा उल्लेख्य रुपमा नेपलिहरुको सहभागिता रहेको छ! ६ वटा टिम बिच भएको प्रतियोगिता का बिच फ्रान्सबासि नेपलिहरुको लागि नयावर्ष र नयानेपाल को स्वागत गर्ने सुवर्ण अवसर मिलेको छ! यसैबिच कर्यक्रममा बिश्व साइकल यत्रि पुस्कर् शाहको पनि सहभागिता रहयो र एन् आर एन् का पदाधिकरि तथा स्थानिय वासिन्दा को पनि उल्लेख्य सहभागिता भएको छ !

कार्यक्रमस्थल: ला कोर्नोब्
                   ट्राम ऊये: दन्तो

WINNER VS LOSER

Winners have dreams;
Losers have schemes.

Winners see the gains;
Losers see the pain.

Winners see the potential;
Losers see the past.

Winners make it happen;
Losers let it happen.

Winners see possibilities;
Losers see problems.

Winners makes commitments;
Losers makes promises.

Winners are a part of the team;
Losers are apart from the team.

Winner always has a program
Loser always has an excuse.

Winner says “Let me do it for you”;
Loser says “That is not my job”.

Winners say “I must do something”;
Losers say “Something must be done”.

Winner is always a part of the answer;
Loser is always a part of the problem.

Winner sees an answer for every problem;
Loser sees a problem for every answer.

Winners believe in win/win;
Loser believe for them to win, someone has to lose.

Winner says “It may be difficult but it is possible”;
Loser says “It may be possible but it is too
difficult”.

Winner makes a mistake. He says “I was wrong”;
Loser makes a mistake; he says “It wasn’t my fault”.

लोजिक अफ म्याथम्याटिक्स्

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn’t it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

‘No safer place to be than with Gurkhas’ - Harry

Prince Harry has praised Gurkha soldiers he has been fighting alongside in Afghanistan.The 23-year-old was even given a traditional kukri knife by the fearsome troops, who have close links with Kent.

The third in line to the throne has been based with the 1st Battalion, the Royal Gurkha Rifles, who trained in Folkestone before being sent to Afghanistan.

The prince, who has been working as a battlefield air controller, directing air strikes on Taliban soldiers, said: “When you know you are with the Gurkhas I think there’s no safer place to be really.“They’re armed with kukris so if they run out of ammunition they will charge you with their massive swords, as the enemy call them.”

Prince Harry was reportedly with Gurkha soldiers when they were involved in a firefight with Taliban troops only 500 metres away.The 1st Battalion Royal Gurkha Rifles has its garrison in Brunei, whereas the 2nd Battalion is stationed in Folkestone’s Shorncliffe Barracks.Brigadier Iain James, Commanding Officer of 2 (South East) Brigade, is responsible for both units. He is based at Shorncliffe Barracks in Folkestone.An Army spokesman for him would not comment on Prince Harry’s work with the Gurkhas, but said of the famous Nepalese fighters: “They are one of the world’s most fearsome fighting forces.

“They are consummate professionals and they’ve earned the respect of armies around the world.”

Prince Harry has praised Gurkha soldiers he has been fighting alongside in Afghanistan.The 23-year-old was even given a traditional kukri knife by the fearsome troops, who have close links with Kent.The third in line to the throne has been based with the 1st Battalion, the Royal Gurkha Rifles, who trained in Folkestone before being sent to Afghanistan.

The prince, who has been working as a battlefield air controller, directing air strikes on Taliban soldiers, said: “When you know you are with the Gurkhas I think there’s no safer place to be really.

“They’re armed with kukris so if they run out of ammunition they will charge you with their massive swords, as the enemy call them.”

Prince Harry was reportedly with Gurkha soldiers when they were involved in a firefight with Taliban troops only 500 metres away.The 1st Battalion Royal Gurkha Rifles has its garrison in Brunei, whereas the 2nd Battalion is stationed in Folkestone’s Shorncliffe Barracks.Brigadier Iain James, Commanding Officer of 2 (South East) Brigade, is responsible for both units. He is based at Shorncliffe Barracks in Folkestone.An Army spokesman for him would not comment on Prince Harry’s work with the Gurkhas, but said of the famous Nepalese fighters: “They are one of the world’s most fearsome fighting forces.

“They are consummate professionals and they’ve earned the respect of armies around the world.”

प्रेमलीलामा फसेपछी

हासो ठट्टा

1.  Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
      Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

2.   ab Gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
      Father-kya hua?
      Kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the?

3.  God apun se puchha, kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola   NARK!  Apun    janta, tum saala dost log udharich milega.   Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg.

4. Ek admi kabar par baitha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? admi bola darne ki kya baat kabar  me  garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya.

5. Life is like a ice cream,
 enjoy it before it melts

6.Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest haveGirlfriends

7. mobile charge
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa  karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…! 

8. Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…