हासो ठट्टा

1.  Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
      Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

2.   ab Gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
      Father-kya hua?
      Kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the?

3.  God apun se puchha, kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola   NARK!  Apun    janta, tum saala dost log udharich milega.   Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg.

4. Ek admi kabar par baitha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? admi bola darne ki kya baat kabar  me  garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya.

5. Life is like a ice cream,
 enjoy it before it melts

6.Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest haveGirlfriends

7. mobile charge
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa  karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…! 

8. Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…