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फोटो ठुलो बनाउन क्लिक गर्नुहोस्

WINNER VS LOSER

Winners have dreams;
Losers have schemes.
Winners see the gains;
Losers see the pain.
Winners see the potential;
Losers see the past.
Winners make it happen;
Losers let it happen.
Winners see possibilities;
Losers see problems.
Winners makes commitments;
Losers makes promises.
Winners are a part of the team;
Losers are apart from the team.
Winner always has a program
Loser always has an excuse.
Winner says “Let me do it [...]

हासो ठट्टा

1.  Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
      Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
2.   ab Gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
      Father-kya hua?
      Kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the?
3.  God apun se puchha, kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola   [...]

ramaailo

इतिहासका शिक्षक (राम सँग) - भन त राम, पृथ्वीनारायण शाह बि स कतिमा जन्मेका थिए र कतिमा उनको मृत्यु भएको थियो ?
राम - थाहा छैन सर ।
शिक्षक - (रिसाउदै) आफ्नो किताबमा हेरेर भन त ।
राम - (किताब पल्टाउदै) सर्, यसमा त १७७९-१८३१ लेखेको छ ।
शिक्षक -  के यो तिमीले पहिले पढेका थिएनौ ?
राम - पढेको [...]

Nepali comedy